Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Disebalik : Cuti

Samada korang suma perasan ke tak, universiti pertama yang ditutup gara-gara selesema babi nih ialah UiTM Melaka. Aku masih lagi fikir cuti ini adalah satu konspirasi membengangkan para pelajar yang busy dengan aktivti minggu-penuh-kekecewaan-dan-geram-disebabkan-aktiviti-yang-besar-besaran. 

Pastu berjangkit lak sampai ke negeri Pulau Pinang, Perak, Kedah dan Perlis. Abis citer, bos UiTM amik cuti raya letak kat minggu ini sebagai cuti kecemasan. Gara-gara para pelajar yang selalu melawat kampus adik-beradik UiTM nih, suma aktiviti untuk minggu ini terbatal dengan sendirinya. Ko boleh tanya sendiri kat Faradiba; tak tau lah lepas kau tanya dia bunuh kau. 

Sila awal-awal mengucapkan dua kalimah syahadah sebelum menanya beliau. Cheewah...padahal aku sendiri sama jugak. Padan muka aktiviti debate club tertangguh seminggu.

Maka dengan cuti awal ini jugaklah yang memungkinkan cuti raya kita menjadi DUA HARI sahaja. Ini adalah disebabkan keputusan bos yang ternyata kedekut mahu memberi cuti berlebihan kepada para pelajar sekalian. 

Akan ku nukilan kepada semua orang bahawa mungkin tiada kelas ganti disebabkan jadual kita masih sama. Cuma minggu pembelajaran dalam jadual matapelajaran yang hanya dibawa ke atas. Ingat, bulan September kita mana ada cuti lagi. Jadi, secara teknikalnya, kita tiada masa yang dibazirkan.

Akan tetapi, disebabkan kelas kuliah hanya berumur tiga minggu, maka ini merupakan peluang aku untuk catch-up dan recap semua matapelajaran dalam masa seminggu ini. Kan sikit sahaja input yang diberi, maka inilah peluang terbaik untuk memadatkan semua sekali dalam otak. 

Jangan haraplah aku nak buat macam tu. Report praktikal kat padang golf lagi belum siap.....Apakah? Tapi keazaman aku akan memastikan bahawa semua kemalasan itu tidak akan mempengaruhi apa segala yang aku lakukan walaupun aku busi dengan Facebook dan pelbagai; tambahan lagi oleh internet free by the local government kat Kuching. Yes, free wifi sampai ke jamban lagi.

Selain itu, cuti akan membantu pihak pentadbiran dalam menguruskan jadual universiti secara keseluruhannya termasuk kampus-kampus cawangan. Bayangkan ko ada paper ETR ari ni tapi orang kat Perak or Melaka sit paper yang sama dua ari depan. Tak adil bukan, soalan bocor lagi...maka itulah cara penyelesaiannya dengan memberi cuti.

Tambahan pula, dengan memberi cuti dengan tiba-tiba, maka para pelajar tidak tahu untuk membuat apa dek kerana pemikiran mereka yang tidak melihat secara terlalu kehadapan sekiranya minggu ini cuti. Tiba-tiba sahaja emergency holiday, maka kepada mereka yang tinggal jauh dari kampus yang mungkin dipisahkan oleh Laut China Selatan, aktiviti terperuk di dalam bilik sambil monorrent cerita dan mendengar lagu selama TUJUH hari berturut-turut. Mujurlah rumah aku dipisahkan oleh MPH dan Coffeebean.

Maka itu dengan ini, korang suma silalah enjoy holiday korang yang bukan macam holiday nih. 

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Saman oh saman

On the way aku ngan kawan2 aku nak pergi ke Kuching; PUKIMAK!!!! JPJ BUAT ROADBLOCK!!!!

Hati aku cuma sebut perkataan ni jer..."Fuck, shit, damn. Fuck, shit, damn..." berulang-kali sampaikan macam jadi sial lak.

Patutnyer aku doa kat Tuhan mintak lepas kitorang; pasal kawan aku yang drive dan dier takde lesen; dari sekatan jalanraya tuh. Mana tau yang kitorang kena panggil move ke bahu jalan.

Aku dah mula cuak. Kawan aku yang duduk kat depan tu lagilah....perempuan kan? Yang kawan laki aku yang drive lak buat muka confident dan dengan selamba jer hulur kat abang JPJ tu lesen motosikal dier. Pastuh, kitorang kena saman RM240 because road tax mati skali dengan kesalahan tidak mempunyai lesen kereta.

Bila aku pergi ke Kuching guna bas, sampai aja..."Mak aihh!!! Banyaknya polis!!!". Samada polis biasa atau pun polis trafik, suma jumlah polis tu memang banyak sampaikan korang jalan lagi tak sampai 10m ada lagi abang polis kat depan, belakang, kiri dan kanan korang.

Tak caya? Ko lihat gambar ni bebaik sat.....

Para polis trafik dengan konvoinya

Para abang-abang polis trafik memulakan perjalanan. Ko lihat tu sampai ke ujung polis nih bersusun.

Bila aku tanya bapak aku, mesyuarat Majlis Raja-Raja akan diadakan kat Kuching dalam minggu ni. Sebab tu la......

Tapi apapun, RM240 melayang hari ni.

Sometimes it better to say "No"

As my life journey goes on, I realized that every time people seeking me for help. I will definitely say "Yes" to them without thinking and gradually have to squeeze my help into the packed time schedule that I have.

Due to that, I barely have the time to sit down and heat up the chair because every 5 minutes or two my brain keep having these pop-up reminding me on what I will do next. Yet, sometimes I just ignored it until at a certain point the pile of yes-to-an-aid being threw to me straight to the face and causes me to run, rumble, and stumble to lots of pre-mature effects.

Then, there is the new semester which I already vow to myself on to do not interfere with something in which is not in my league, my field or even if it does not involve academically.

Thinking all of the sudden problem, I learn to say "No" and even my lips is quite hard to say to but I manage to spell it out.

So for you people whom always say yes which eventually will make your life more catastrophic, learn to say "No".

Monday, July 20, 2009

When my siblings cried for food

Does it ever occur to you that if you are the only older sibling in the house, you are the person that your siblings seek for?

Does it ever occur to you that you must have the skill of cooking?

Does it ever occur to you that your parents has given the responsibility to take care of them while they're gone.

At least I did my part.

I present to you,
SMOKE PRAWN FRIED RICE

Look delicious,nice and tasty isn't it?
Well, IT IS.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Trouble Is A Friend

Ever wonder why we are surround by the stuff that create the word "BUSY"?
Currently, that is the most hate word I ever want to heard from people and myself.
Due to that, I hardly have the time for myself and hardly have the time for my study despite the passion to upgrade myself in the academic lane.

It is quite weird on how sometimes I just sitting there, around somewhere and perhaps alone, within barely around five minutes there would be a people or a group of people that would approach me to seek my help because they have some sort of trouble either it's theoretically, technically or even academically.

It is not that I do not want to help them but there's MPP to help you plus the people who approach me are not juniors either. It is hard for me to say "no" since I'm not that typical guy which can deny people's request easily. I think I got it from my mum's blood.

I do still have my own problem to settle. For example, my course registration that I has not made yet since my credit hours already over exceed and my programme leader hasn't drop my economy subject. There is also the crisis of food allowance since UiTM is currently are being choosy for the people that they give it to.

Plus, the dedication of mine which want to settle down and do not involve in the Venusian arts attitude but somehow people around my circle aren't that confide in my to do it. Yet, I have to restrain all the force of seduction from the girls and let me tell you, it's hard for me as a boy.

And I found this song. (Click the tittle to download)

Lenka - Trouble Is A Friend


Trouble will find you
No matter where you go
Oh, oh
No matter if you're fast
No matter if you're slow
Oh, oh
The eye of the storm
wanna cry in the morn
Oh, oh
You're fine for a while
But you start
To lose control

He's there in the dark
He's there in my heart
He waits in the wings
he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend
Yeah
Trouble
Is a friend of mine
Ahh

Trouble is a friend
But trouble is a foe
Oh, oh
And no matter
What I feed him
He always seems to grow
Oh, oh
He sees what I see
And he knows
What I know
Oh, oh
So don't forget
As you ease
On down my road

He's there in the dark
He's there in my heart
He waits in the wings
He's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend
Yeah
Trouble
Is a friend of mine
So don't be alarmed
If he takes you
By the arm
I won't let him win
But I'm a sucker for his charm
For his charm
Trouble is a friend
Yeah
Trouble
Is a friend of mine
Ahh

How I hate the way
He makes me feel
And how I try
To make him leave
I try
Oh, oh, I try

But he's there in the dark
He's there in my heart
He waits in the wings
He's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend
Yeah
Trouble
Is a friend of mine
So don't be alarmed
If he takes you
By the arm
I won't let him win
But I'm a sucker for his charm
For his charm
Trouble is a friend
Yeah
Trouble
Is a friend of mine
Ahh

Ooh
Ahh
Ooh
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Finally, it makes me feel okay.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

If I was blind for the second line

I went to The Spring two days ago with Didi, a great friend of mine.
As I'm on my way to the lower ground floor because we parked the car at the basement, I laughed like hell.
Why?
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.
.
.
.
Read this shit.
AND READ THE FIRST LINE ONLY.
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.
PEOPLE LOCKED THE HANDICAP!!!
I MEAN IF THE HANDICAP IS LIMBLESS, HOW ON EARTH THEY WANT TO LOCK IT??!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!

P/S: Thousands of apology if this post teared your heart. It's just for a practical joke.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The unsung heroes

I know almost all UiTM students in Malaysia especially to those students who are still in the campus ground have this one traditional official enemy.

They will attact you if there is something wrong, either it form your behaviour or your dressing. These men and women do even have the power to knock you down with their ultimate power; A FINE TICKET. With those power in their hand, they can send you to the student council court at the end of the very semester and the thing is, WE HATE IT.

Of course they just do their duty as what have been assigned to them by the campus and they just want to do it at the best on their best effort. The problem is that THEY REALLY DO IT EXCEEDING THEIR BEST!!!!

No matter how we despise them, no matter how me do not like them and no matter how we hate them, one thing for sure one of their duty is to make sure our safety while in the campus ground.

And that is why today ladies and gentlemen, I'm proudly to present you, the unsung heroes....

UiTM Pak Guards!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Here comes the best and worst part.

New semester has begun and by that the attitude of learning also must be change. The first week is the most crucial moments for the students because it is the time for them to pick their group, select their subjects for this semester and also have a look throughout their total packed timetable.

As for me, I can't register my subject yet because in all odds somehow the UiTM's system need to be under maintainance troughout this crucial time. I can't register for my repeat Physics paper because my timetable is somehow clash with the subject for the part two and part three students.

Want to hear more worst news? There will be no food subsidy for the students in about one month time due to the inefficient new system that they introduce and implemented. It is not the conventional type of way which is when you registered yourself to the college and already obtained the room key, you will get the subsidy straight away.

In this new method, you need to register yourself online and apply for it. After your application has been filled up and sent it away, it will put on hold because the "new system" need to gather all the students applications before their process it in one go.

For that ladies and gentlemen, for one whole month we need to use our own money to buy food and let me tell you it ain't cost that small amount. Imagine if a student need to spend around RM10 for breakfast, lunch and dinner; by leaving the intermediates between each meal; for about a month, they have to spend RM3oo. For the students who do not have any scholarship or loans, it is not a practical thing for the UiTM "new system' doing this.

Enough about complaints.

I arrived here since last Sunday and I shopped for new clothes since my brothers has worn mine and I never ever seen those clothes in my closet ever again. So I went to five, I repeat FIVE shopping malls to find a decent looking clothes for me and for the 10 a.m until 9.30 p.m journey, I only obtained two, I repeat TWO clothes for myself!!!!!! WTF. Call me about for being choosy or what but I am what I wear.

And the cobbler that fixing my black shoes couldn't fix it in time. Thus my dad told me to buy a new a new one the nearest shoe store. I looked around and I only see Bata. Yes. BATA. And due to time constraint, I have to pick any paor of shoe that are within my reach. As the result, I got the old fashion looking. Sigh.

Anyway, I must look it at the bright sight and being able to be with 24/7 of internet is really something but the connection is really terribly slow!!!!!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Delicious pancakes

Aku baru bangun pagi ni tadi dan perut aku terasa lapar lak. Maka perjalanan ke dapur pun bermula....

Saat aku buka tudung saji, "Astagaa~~~~~~" sarapan sudah habis dikerjakan oleh adik-beradik aku yang lapan orang tu sebelum dia orang turun pergi sekolah.

Daripada aku penat berjalan ke gerai yang jual kuih tepi surau tu, aku buat sarapan aku sendiri. Sejenis sarapan yang aku memang handal buat....dalam keluarga aku lah.

Nak tahu?

Aku bercadang nak buat pancake.

Tapi kan, aku terlebih pukul sebatian tu sampai banyak sangat udara (terlalu kembang) sampaikan aku punya pancake dalam sedap nampak cantik gak dengan kawahnya yang ala-ala kawah bulan gitu.

Nak tengok? Meh-meh....scroll bawah tuuuu.

Tengok..aku berjaya buat air liur korang terkecur....

Aduhhhhh....ko lihat kat warna permukaan dier tu, nampak sedap kan kan kan kan?

Korang nak makan pun, mana dapat. Telan air liur je lah..

Letak lak sedikit serbuk Horlick atas pancake aku tuh. Nampak sedap sekali...hohohoho

Dan begitulah cerita aku mengenai kehidupanku untuk mengisi perut aku yang kosong ini. Sampai lain kali, aku akan rajin-rajin berblogging lagi. Yop!

P/S: Minggu depan dah balik masuk UiTM dan aku akan pastikan yang aku tak sasau tak tentu arah lagi. Kerjasama anda hendaklah dihargai jikalau nak menyedarkan aku kot kot aku balik kepada perangai lama. Aku ada janji yang perlu dipenuhi ar sem baru nih. Janji ngan Hana nak dapat dekan sama-sama. Doa-dokanlah aku yer....terima kasih sebagai pendahuluan~~~~

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